Archive for: January 2017

Bigly News
Tremendous News: Betsy DeVos is One Step Closer to Protecting Our Children from Grizzly Bears!
January 31, 2017
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Despite Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos’s performance at her confirmation hearing, which was called “horribly embarrassing,” “stunningly bad” and a “TOTAL SH*T SHOW” — and those were the kinder reviews — a Senate committee today voted to advance her nomination. As you can imagine, Trump was pleased — as well he should be! It’s not every […]
Bigly News
Proof That President Trump Does Attend “Intelligence” Briefings
January 30, 2017
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To those on the left who cry, “Oh! Trump doesn’t go to intelligence briefings!” and “Oh! Trump thinks Belgium is a city!” and “Oh! Trump is a deranged, narcissistic, mentally unstable loon who’s armed with the nuclear codes and, dear God, doesn’t understand why we don’t just launch them!”, I am here to tell you that you are […]
Dishonest Media
Media’s Side-by-Side Pictures of Inaugural Crowds Grossly Misleading
January 20, 2017
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The media and liber-nazis have been delighting in sharing these side-by-side pictures of Barack Obama’s 2009 inauguration and Donald Trump’s inauguration turnout, which looks even more blank and white than Trump’s cabinet picks. However, I say FOR SHAME to the press for failing to point out it’s incredibly difficult for most of Trump’s supporters to fly the […]
Bigly News
Girl Scouts to March in Inaugural Parade — See Their Commemorative Cookies!
January 18, 2017
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The Girl Scouts of America, who have announced their plans to march in the inaugural parade, have come under fire from those delicate liberals who believe silly things like, oh, that a president-elect who’s bragged about grabbing women’s genitals, was sued for raping a 13-year-old girl, judges women’s looks on a scale of 1-10, boasted […]