Leave Laura Ingraham Alone!

August 9, 2018
The Patriot Lady
Libs Libs Libs

A true patriot who loves her country, as long as it moves away from the very values on which it was founded. #MAGA

Fox News’ Laura Ingraham is getting slammed by libs (oh, how they like to slam!) for simply asserting her right to Free White Nationalist Speech:

“The America we know and love doesn’t exist anymore. Massive demographic changes have been foisted on the American people, and they are changes that none of us ever voted for, and most of us don’t like … this is related to both illegal and legal immigration.”

Well, she’s right! If I wanted to live in a melting pot, I’d move into the restaurant. Now THAT’s the kind of chocolate fondue our country needs more of.

Finally! President Donald Trump Puts Australia In Its Place

February 2, 2017
The Patriot Lady
Important International News, Op-Ed

In a world where an Afghan woman’s ears are cut off by her husband and Syrian toddlers are washed ashore, we all know where we need to direct our ire:

AUSTRALIA.

So I tip my felt bucket hat to President Donald J. Trump, who bravely berated the Australian prime minister on a call yesterday, when past presidents were too wimpy to kangaroo-kick our longtime ally for no good reason. It takes a real man, a true patriot like President Trump, to try to weasel out of an agreement to accept 1250 refugees fleeing terror, beat his chest about the size of his electoral college victory (as sizable as his hands!), then hang up faster than Prime Minister Turnbull can say “Maybe the dingo ate your baby.”

Let’s be honest: Australia has a long history of trying to stick us with dangerous exports. Shrimp on the barbie, for example. Kath & Kim. This guy…

Not to mention their actors are always stealing our Hollywood jobs. Step off, Blanchett and Jackman! Somewhere in New Jersey, that third Jonas Brother is wondering why a Hemsworth is getting the roles that should be his. Is this really how we want to treat the third Jonas Brother, America? Okay, sure, Australians are abnormally attractive, fun and talented, but under Trump, we will stand for it no more!