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Time to Boycott Uber for Boycotting Trump for Customers Boycotting Uber
February 3, 2017
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In a disgusting show of concern for refugees and his customer base, Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has dropped out of President Trump’s business advisory council, citing reservations about the president’s anti-terrorism, anti-what most Americans want, totally-not-a-Muslim-ban Muslim ban. “Earlier today I spoke briefly with the president about the immigration executive order and its issues for […]
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Finally! President Donald Trump Puts Australia In Its Place
February 2, 2017
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In a world where an Afghan woman’s ears are cut off by her husband and Syrian toddlers are washed ashore, we all know where we need to direct our ire: AUSTRALIA. So I tip my felt bucket hat to President Donald J. Trump, who bravely berated the Australian prime minister on a call yesterday, when past […]
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Tremendous News: Betsy DeVos is One Step Closer to Protecting Our Children from Grizzly Bears!
January 31, 2017
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Despite Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos’s performance at her confirmation hearing, which was called “horribly embarrassing,” “stunningly bad” and a “TOTAL SH*T SHOW” — and those were the kinder reviews — a Senate committee today voted to advance her nomination. As you can imagine, Trump was pleased — as well he should be! It’s not every […]
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Proof That President Trump Does Attend “Intelligence” Briefings
January 30, 2017
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To those on the left who cry, “Oh! Trump doesn’t go to intelligence briefings!” and “Oh! Trump thinks Belgium is a city!” and “Oh! Trump is a deranged, narcissistic, mentally unstable loon who’s armed with the nuclear codes and, dear God, doesn’t understand why we don’t just launch them!”, I am here to tell you that you are […]
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Girl Scouts to March in Inaugural Parade — See Their Commemorative Cookies!
January 18, 2017
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The Girl Scouts of America, who have announced their plans to march in the inaugural parade, have come under fire from those delicate liberals who believe silly things like, oh, that a president-elect who’s bragged about grabbing women’s genitals, was sued for raping a 13-year-old girl, judges women’s looks on a scale of 1-10, boasted […]