LEAVE THIS DECENT MAN ALONE! My God, think about what having to take responsibility for his abhorrent behavior would do to the entitlement of white, rich men. It might upset them to the point of having a bad golf game at the country club. DON’T DESTROY THEIR GOLF GAMES, SICKOS!
Vice President Mike Pence has outlined plans to establish President Trump’s Space Force — and shame on libs for mocking them for this amazing idea. Hey, Flint may still not have drinkable water, our infrastructure may be crumbling and our healthcare costs may still be astronomical for many Americans, but a Space Force sounds SO. FREAKIN’. COOL!
Space Force all the way!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2018
Grab your pom-poms, folks, and let me hear you cheer…
ALL! THE! WAY! ALL THE WAY! ALL THE WAY! (Also a popular refrain on prom night.)
Word has it Pence also wants to explore and probe Uranus, and I support him 💯!
Kobach knows that doing what’s wrong is right
Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach (R) said he will not recuse himself from a potential recount effort in the state’s GOP gubernatorial primary, despite being a candidate in the race, and legal and political experts confirming that it would be in Kobach’s best interest to do so. I say, good for him! If the president has taught us anything, it’s that we should never cave to the pressure of mainstream media, the best legal advice and ethical obligations. Here’s an exclusive look of Kobach at work…
Nothing to see here, folks! All on the up-and-up.
A true patriot who loves her country, as long as it moves away from the very values on which it was founded. #MAGA
Fox News’ Laura Ingraham is getting slammed by libs (oh, how they like to slam!) for simply asserting her right to Free White Nationalist Speech:
“The America we know and love doesn’t exist anymore. Massive demographic changes have been foisted on the American people, and they are changes that none of us ever voted for, and most of us don’t like … this is related to both illegal and legal immigration.”
Well, she’s right! If I wanted to live in a melting pot, I’d move into the restaurant. Now THAT’s the kind of chocolate fondue our country needs more of.
Man, oh man, there is no better way to kick off my day than a love fest between these two stud muffins…
🎵Take my hand
Take my whole life, too
For I can’t help falling in love with you
For I can’t help falling in love with you🎵
Seriously. Just fill up my mug with some of that goodness, please. Mmmm-mmmm.
In response to the Devin Nunes tape being leaked, I would like to offer this picture of sex-crazed pandas.
Hey, liberal hacks! Stop moaning that we conservatives have no response to Congressman Chris Collins being arrested. Here is our official party line, and we’re sticking to it!
So sweet!
Today, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who loves her job…
…really, truly…
…takes great joy in it…
