Tag - Donald Trump

SPACE FORCE ALL THE WAY!

August 10, 2018
The Patriot Lady
Bigly News

Vice President Mike Pence has outlined plans to establish President Trump’s Space Force — and shame on libs for mocking them for this amazing idea. Hey, Flint may still not have drinkable water, our infrastructure may be crumbling and our healthcare costs may still be astronomical for many Americans, but a Space Force sounds SO. FREAKIN’. COOL!

Grab your pom-poms, folks, and let me hear you cheer…

ALL! THE! WAY! ALL THE WAY! ALL THE WAY! (Also a popular refrain on prom night.)

Word has it Pence also wants to explore and probe Uranus, and I support him 💯!

Finally! President Donald Trump Puts Australia In Its Place

February 2, 2017
The Patriot Lady
Important International News, Op-Ed

In a world where an Afghan woman’s ears are cut off by her husband and Syrian toddlers are washed ashore, we all know where we need to direct our ire:

AUSTRALIA.

So I tip my felt bucket hat to President Donald J. Trump, who bravely berated the Australian prime minister on a call yesterday, when past presidents were too wimpy to kangaroo-kick our longtime ally for no good reason. It takes a real man, a true patriot like President Trump, to try to weasel out of an agreement to accept 1250 refugees fleeing terror, beat his chest about the size of his electoral college victory (as sizable as his hands!), then hang up faster than Prime Minister Turnbull can say “Maybe the dingo ate your baby.”

Let’s be honest: Australia has a long history of trying to stick us with dangerous exports. Shrimp on the barbie, for example. Kath & Kim. This guy…

Not to mention their actors are always stealing our Hollywood jobs. Step off, Blanchett and Jackman! Somewhere in New Jersey, that third Jonas Brother is wondering why a Hemsworth is getting the roles that should be his. Is this really how we want to treat the third Jonas Brother, America? Okay, sure, Australians are abnormally attractive, fun and talented, but under Trump, we will stand for it no more!