What I Think He Smells Like: Jeff Sessions

March 8, 2017

- The grits he had for brunch at the all-white country club
- Stolichnaya
- Ginkgo Biloba to help with convenient memory loss
- The Uncommonly Good® cookies he hawks for Keebler

When I'm not reporting about Making America Great Again, I enjoy concocting delicious libations out of liberal snowflake tears. Yum! Recipe to come.